Optimus: Ironhide, report to me at once.
Ironhide: Everytime I look in a monitor Prime, my circuits sizzle, when are we gonna start busting decepti-chops?
Optimus: I want you to make a special run to Autobot city Earth.
Ironhide: But Prime!
Optimus: Listen Ironhide, we don't have enough energon cubes to power a full scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch.
Ironhide: Your days are numbered now Decepticreeps!
Optimus: What about moonbase 2?
Jazz: Jazz to moonbase 2, Jazz to moonbase 2
Jazz: We'er about to send up a shuttle, any Decepticon shenanigans in your area?
Bumblebee: All clear Jazz.
Spike: Hey Ironhide, tell my son Daniel I miss him, and tell him not to worry, I'll be coming home just as soon as we've kicked Megatron's tail across the galaxy.
Ironhide: Will do Spike.
Optimus: Cliffjumper, commence countdown.
Cliffjumper: 5...4...3...2...1, blast off!
Optimus: Now all we need is a little energon, and a lot of luck.
Megatron: Welcome Laserbeak, unlike some of my other warriors you never fail me. Soundwave, playback Laserbeaks spy ?>
Soundwave: As you command.
Megatron: Decepticons, die Autobots!!
Starscream: Much easier all mighty Megatron than attacking the real threat, the Autobots moonbase.
Megatron: You're an idiot Starscream, once we slip past their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot city, the Autobots will be vanquished forever.
Ironhide: No!!
Megatron: Such heroic nonsense!
Daniel: Guess so..
Hot Rod: Hey, whats the matter?
Daniel: Ah I dunno Hot Rod.
Hot Rod: Come on, you can tell me.
Daniel: Guess I just miss my dad.
Hot Rod: Don't worry, Spike will be back soon. Oh hey! I caught something.
Daniel: Woah, look at the size of it.
Hot Rod: Yep it's a whopper alright.
Hot Rod: Talk about dull Daniel.
Daniel: Hurry, or we'll miss it!
Daniel: Hey, lets stop here.
Hot Rod: Why settle for a peak Daniel when you can see everything from look out mountain.
Kup: A little to the left, a little bit more.
Hot Rod: What!...*looks through binocular type things* Decepticons! *opens fire*
Kup: Whats that darn fool doing?
Megatron: Attack!
Daniel: Aaaaaaa!
Blitzwing: Come on down Autobrat.
Kup: Old timer, thats something you'll never be if you don't get back to the city.
Hot Rod: Save it Kup, lets burn rubber.
Ultra Magnus: In other words Perceptor?
Springer: We're outnumbered..
Ultra Magnus: Springer, you and Arcee transform Autobot city. Perceptor, tell Blaster to radio Prime for re-inforcements.
Blurr: WhatAboutMeMagnus,WhatAboutMe?muhmmmmhmmmmm. ICanHelp, IWannaHelp,WhatAboutMe
Ultra Magnus: Blurr, you can help me alert the others.
Blurr: AbsolutlyPositivlyDefinitly,NobodyCanGetTheJobDoneFasterThanICan, NobodyNobodyNobody.
Springer:Come on Arcee, lets go!
Arcee: But Hot Rod and Kup are still outside the city.
Springer: We can't wait, they'll have to take care of themselves, come on.
Shrapnel: A little heavy on the electrons, electrons.
Hot Rod: Wrong! Their our way in! Yaaaa! *Jumps over the gap between the road and the entranceway, knocking the 2 Insecticons as he does so*
Perceptor:Blaster, Ultra Magnus sends orders to contact Optimus Prime on moonbase 1.
Blaster:Alright, cover your receptors Perceptor. *transforms and connects with his chair* Optimus Prime, do you read me, the Decepticons are blitzing Autobot city, we're really taking a pounding, don't know how much longer we can hold out.
Soundwave: *while ejecting the said tapes*Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat eject operation interference.
Blaster: Optimus Prime, do you read me, the Decepticons are blitzing Autobot city, we're really taking *is cut off as Frenzy etc rip out the sattelite dish.
Frenzy: First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside.
Blaster: No way, 2 can play. Sic 'em.
Blaster: Lets hope so, cause if I didn't we're all gonna look like burnt out toaster ovens.
Arcee: I was afraid you'd be caught outside the city.
Hot Rod: Hey, I wasn't worried for a microsecond
Arcee: Then you probably didn't understand the situation.
Kup: That did it.
Megatron: Constructicons, merge for the kill.
Daniel: Kup, Hot Rod, look.
Kup: Devastator.
Devastator: Prepare for extermination.
Springer: I got better things to do tonight than die.
Optimus: Dinobots, destroy Devastator.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock love challenge.
Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus: Thats a question you should ask yourself Megatron.
Megatron: No, I'll crush you with my bear hands.
Kup: Stay away lad, thats Prime's fight.
Megatron: I'll rip out your optics.
Kup: Finish him off Prime, do it now.
Megatron: No more Optimus, grant me mercy, I beg of you.
Optimus: You who are without mercy, now plead for it, I thought you were made of sterner stuff.
Hot Rod: No you don't Megatron.
Optimus: Out of the way Hot Rod.
Megatron: Fall...fall. I would've waited an eternity for this, it's over Prime.
Optimus: Never!
Hot Rod: Optimus, fogive me.
Starscream: How do you feel now mighty Megatron. Astrotrain transform and get us out of here.
Megatron: Don't leave me Soundwave.
Soundwave: As you command Megatron.
Arcee: The Decepticons are retreating.
Kup: Prime did it, he turned the tide.
Starscream: Astrotrain take off.
Daniel: Prime, you can't die.
Optimus: Do not grieve. Soon I will be one with the matrix.
Hot Rod: Prime.
Optimus: Uh, uhhh..., Ultra Magnus, it is to you, old freind, that I shall pass the Matrix of leadership, as it was passed to me.
Magnus: But Prime, I'm....I'm just a soldier, I am not worthy.
Optimus: Nor was I, but one day an Autobot will rise from our ranks and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour.
Shot of Unicron screeming, or making some such noise.
Starscream: Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has requested we lighten our burden.
Construct: In that case I say it is survival of the fittest.
Starscream: Do I hear a second on that?
All unwounded: Aiie.
Starscream: And against?
Wounded: Nay.
Starscream: The aiies have it.
Various: Get, Make room for others, No, Please don't.
Starscream: Oh how it pains me to do this.
Megatron: Wait, I still function.
Starscream: Wanna bet.
Megatron: Starscream!!!!!
Starscream: Well as Megatron has, how shall we say, departed, I nominate myself leader.
Scrapper: Wait, the constructicons form Devastator, the most powerfull robot, we should rule.
Soundwave: Soundwave superior, constructicons inferior.
Bone Crusher: Who are you calling inferior.
Hook: No one would follow an uncharismatic bore like you.
Frenzy: No one calls soundwave unchrasimatic.
Rumble: Yeah, lets kick tailgate.
Scrapper: Constructicons unite!
Frenzy: No way.
Megatron: Who..who said that?
Unicron: I am Unicron.
Megatron: Show yourself.
Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron.
Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first.
Megatron: State you buisiness.
Unicron:This is my command, you are to destroy the Autobot matrix of leadership, it is the one thing, the _only_ thing that can stand in my way.
Megatron:You have nothing to fear, I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands.
Unicron: You exagerate.
Megatron: The point is he's dead, and the Matrix died with him.
Unicron: No, the point is you were a fool, the Matrix has been passed onto their new leader Ultra Magnus. Destroy it for me.
Megatron: Why should I, whats in it for me?
Unicron: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious, but very well, I will provide you with a new body and new troops to command.
Megatron: And?
Unicron: And nothing! You belong to me now.
Megatron: I belong to nobody!
Unicron: Perhaps I misjudged you, proceed on your way to oblivion.
Megatron: Aaaaa, no, no, I accept your terms, I accept...
Unicron: Excellent. Behold Galvatron *megatron is changed into a new robot, Galvatron* And these shall be your minions, Scourge, the trakker and his huntsmen, the Sweeps. Cyclonus the warrior, and his armada. And this shall be your ship. Now go, destroy the Autobot matrix of leadership.
Galvatron: I will rip open Ultra Magnus and every other Autobot until the Matrix is destroyed. To Cybertron.
Starscream: Megatron? Is that you?
Galvatron: Here's a hint.
Frenzy: What'd he say his name was?
Galvatron: Galvatron.
All assembled: Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!
Cliffjumper: Who cares, I'm more worried about where it's going.
Blaster: I'm picking up a faint signal.
Jazz'es voice: This is Jazz, a ginormous wierd looking planet just showed up in the suburbs of Cybertron.
Cliffjumpers voice: And it's attacking Moonbase 1.
Magnus: Jazz, Cliffjumper!
Cliffjumper: Ignition and...
Jazz: Hit it!
Cliffjumper: Jazz, we're not getting away!
Bumblebee: This thing, this monster planet just ripped the first moon to shreds.
Spike: And it's heading this way.
Bumblebee: We'll try and slow it down.
Spike: But you'd better get here fast, cause we're not gonna....(communications are cut off)
Daniel: Dad!
Bumblebee: The explosives are activated, lets get outta here. Hurry it's gonna blow!
Bumblebee: Look!
Bumblebee: We're being sucked into it!
Galvatron: I belong to nobody! (Fals down stairs) I will obey Unicron. (recovers as the attack stops) Decepticons, to Earth.
Daniel: But what about my dad? He's on the moon between that monster planet and Cybertron.
Magnus: Daniel, we'll do everything we can for Spike.
Springer: And what do we do when we get there? If that thing crunches moons it's gonna make short work of us.
Magnus: Maybe the Matrix can stop it.
Hot Rod: You're right, it can.
Kup: What do you kow about it lad?
Hot Rod: I just got this feeling.
Springer:Look.
Galvatron: I Galvatron will crush you just as Megatron crushed Prime.
Magnus: And you'll die trying just like Megatron.
Galvatron: Autobot scrap.
Scrouge: You want me to gut Ultra Magnus?
Galvatron: There are plenty of Autobots for you, Ultra Magnus is mine.
Arcee: Stay close to me Daniel.
Hot Rod: And you'd better stay close to me.
Arcee: No, you'd better stay close to me.
Blurr: NiceDino,GoodDino,SweetDino,WontYouStepIntoTheNiceSpaceship,Please,Pretty Please,PrettyPrettyPlease,NiceDino,GoodDino,WithSugarOnTopAndACherryAndSome WhippedCream,NiceDino,GoodDino,SweetDino.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock not nice dino, me bash brains.
Magnus: Blurr, get the Dinobots in the shuttle.
Blurr:I'mTryingToGetThemInTheShuttleUltraMagnus,CauseIKnowWeCan'tLaunchTillIGet ThemInTheShuttleButICan'tSeemToGetThemInTheShuttleCauseTheirImpossibleImpossible Impossible!
Magnus: Ok forget it. Kup, Hot Rod, you guys get the Dinobots aboard and get out of here!
Hot Rod:come on you big bozo, get in the shuttle.
Kup: This reminds me of the batlle on Alpha 9, the petro rabbits were...Grimlock, get your noodleoutta my face.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock love Kups war stories.
Kup: Your living one now. Engage the boosters for Cybertrons sake.
Grimlock: Tell Grimlock about petro-rabbits again.
Kup: I'll give you Petro rabbits. Contact.
Daniel: Alright.
Springer: But if you get spacesick you're gonna walk home.
Magnus: Hurry.
Daniel: Wait Ultra Magnus, Arcee's still out there.
Springer: Jump.
Arcee: Thanks.
Daniel:*sighs*That was close.
Springer: Believe it or not, this is the fun part.
Kup: Yep I remember the dust was so think on Beta 4 you had to windshield-wipers on your optic-fibres.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock know all about wipers, want to hear good part of story.
Swoop: Good part come, Kup, tell swoop good part.
Kup: Okay, okay, so the dust was really thick. And then this gigantic Igyac came tromping and stomping down the mountain, flame spewing out of it's nostrils, and I thought for sure...
Hot Rod: Hey Kup, don't you think we have better things to do now than tell old war stories.
Kup:Like what?
Hot Rod: Like maybe figure out how we're going to rescue our friends and save Cybertron.
Grimlock: No, tell story!
Various Dinobots: Shhhh. Quiet. Tell story. We want to hear story. Tell story.
Combat drone: Timeout, timeout, timeout!
Kup: Yep, like the shritebots of Dromadon.
Hot Rod:How'd you beat them?
Kup: I'm trying to remember, there were an awful lot of casualties that day. Oh yes, we invented polarities.
Hot Rod: They're comin' back.
Hot Rod: Alright, we survived that.
Kup: Yeah, but wil we survive this?
Galvatron:Cyclonus, transform and atack.
Kup: I can't control it.
Hot Rod: We're gonna crash!
Springer: Kup and Hot Rod just bought it.
Magnus: I can't deal with that now.
Springer: Face it Magnus, the Decepticons are gonna dog us until they see us dead.
Magnus: Then thats exactly what they're gonna see, prepare for emergency seperation.
Perceptor: Thats too dangerous.
Magnus: What choice do we have.
Galvatron: Excelent, and the Matrix with the. Aaaaa (Unicron attacks again) no Unicron why? Take me to unicron, take me now, aaaaaa...
Springer: Seeing as they would have detonated 4 quarters, I think it was a good choice.
Arcee: But how are we going to get there in this wreck?
Magnus: Perceptor, can you locate a place to set down for repairs?
Perceptor: Gamma waves in this region of space create marginal navigation probabilities...however, ahem, yes I believe I can, the planet of Junk is in this vicinity.
Magnus: Then lets go for it.
Kup: Hot Rod! Help me!
Kup: Help.....
Hot Rod: Kup, talk to me.
Kup: Ffffix me.
Hot Rod: Sure Kup, right away.
Springer: Remind me to give the auto-pilot a raise.
Arcee: Daniel?
Daniel: I..I'm okay.
Magnus: Let's try to salvage this thing.
Daniel: Can I help?
Springer: It's rough out there kid.
Arcee: I think Daniel can make himself usefull with this, it was Spikes exo-suit.
Danielm: Dads exo-suit, he told me all about it.
Arcee: Here try it on. Now try to walk, come on you can do it.
Springer: Just think about what you want to do before you do it.
Daniel: It's kinda tricky, woah, uh.
Arcee: Keep on practising, you'll get the hang of it.
Magnus: Come on, showtimes over, we've got work to do.
Daniel: *whistles* This must be the junk capital of the universe.
Kup: Of all the circuit glitched diode blowing dim wittery, you left a piece out.
Hot Rod: No way, you're just a little stiff.
Kup: Anyway, all things considered you did an amasing job lad. Amasing.
Hot Rod: Really?
Kup:Yeah, you even got rid of a nasty bar on my rotator. Now lets find the Dinobots and get off this twisted planet.
Hot Rod: Universal greeting?
Kup: Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.
Hot Rod: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang?
Sharkticons: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.
Kup: See, the universal greeting works everytim. Now, without making any sudden moves, offer them an energon goody.
Hot Rod: This is getting expensive.
Kup: Don't worry, they'll reciprocate.
Hot Rod: I thought they were supposed to reciprocate? No more.
Kup: Empty.
Hot Rod:Everyplace reminds you of someplace else.
Kup:Experience lad, you should learn to appreciate it.
Hot Rod: Lot of good it's done us so far.
Kup: Hey, whats going on over there?
Inquisitor: Has the imperial magestrate reached a verdict?
Judge: I have.
Inquistitor: Guilty or innocent?
Judge: Innocent.
Inquisitor: Feed him to the Sharkticons.
Victim: Aaaaaaaa.......
Judge: Hahahahahaha*change faces*hahahahahahaha*change faces*hahahahahaha*change faces*hahahahahahaha.
Hot Rod: We've got to get a new travel agent.
Sharkticons escorting Kup and Hot Rod: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.
Hot Rod: What is this place?
Kranix: The world of the savage Sharkticons and their cruel masters the Quintessons. I am Kranix, my planet was destroyed by Unicron.
Hot Rod: Unicron? Who's Unicron?
Kranix: A planet, that devours everything in it's path.
Kup: So thats the monster's name.
Hot Rod: Let him go! *runs into electrified bars* Aaaa!
Inquisitor: Soon you to shall recieve your sentence.Has the imperial Magestrate reached a verdict?
Inquisitor: Guilty or innocent?
Kranix: Spare me this mockery of justice.
Inquisitor: I repeat, guilty or innocent?
Kranix: Aaaaaaa.....
Kup: Not the end I'd wish for lad.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock positive Kup and Hot Rod close.
Slag: Me Slag say you full of baridium baloney.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock say you full of sesiame selamie.
Slag: Babily and baloney.
Wheelie: Friend find, look behind.
Grimlock:Who say that?
Wheelie: Friend find, look behind. You go wrong way, you fool I say.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock fool?
Wheelie: Picture you got, not fool you not.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock no like you *smacks wheelie who then fires a shot at Grimlocks nose* Ow! Why boy hit my nose?
Wheelie: Wheelie say, find friend today.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock say, we on our way.
Unicron: You have failed.
Galvatron: No Unicron, Ultra Magnus is dead, and the Matrix destroyed.
Unicron: The Matrix has not been destroyed, and Ultra Magnus lives, on the planet of Junk, stalk him, tear him apart and destroy the Matrix.
Blurr: AbsolutlyPositivelyDefinitly,IWouldn'tHaveItAnyOtherWay,AnyOtherWayAtAll.
Daniel: Woah, this exo-suit's fantastic, I think I'm starting to get the hang of it.
Wreck-Gar: Hold on.
Magnus: Decepticons, we've got to draw them off and double back to the shuttle.
Daniel: What do I do.
Blurr: Transform,Transform,YouCanDoIt,IKnowYouCanDoIT,YouCanDoIt.
Daniel: Transform.
Scavenger: Human Germ.
Daniel: Transform, yeah, hehe.
Magnus: Make a break for cover, I'll try and unleash the power of the Matrix.
All Autobots: Till all are one!
Magnus: Till all are one.*Trying to open the Matrix*Open, damit open, Prime, you said the Matrix would light our darkest hour.
Galvatron: Magnus, I want the Matrix.
Magnus: Never!
Galvatron: Sweeps, terminate him!
Galvatron: Die, die. *Catches Matrix* Unicron, my master, with this I will make you my slave.
Kup: I can't transform.
Hot Rod: Keep trying.
Judge: Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court.
Hot Rod: I have nothing but contempt for this court.
Kup: Then lets hold a demolition derby.
Kup: Yeah, but look theres a lot more of those can diggin' grill crackin' things.
Hot Rod: We can't hold out forever, but we can give them one humungous repair bill.
Inquisitor: Execute them!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock want to munch metal.
Hot Rod: Haha, I never thought I'd be so glad to see those bozo's.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock no bozo, me king.
Judge: Sharkticons, execute them!
Grimlock: *growls and stamps foot*Me Grimlock say execute them!
Hot Rod: Yeah but what about our problem, we need a ship.
Wheelie: You get ship, if I get trip.
Hot Rod: Who are you?
Grimlock: Him Wheelie, him freind.
Hot Rod: He'll be mine too if he can find a ship.
Wheelie: Skip stare over there.
Kup: Thats a ship?
Hot Rod: Who cares, as long as it flies.
Blurr: WithoutTheMatrixThereIsNoHope,NoHope,NoHopeAtAll.
Arcee: First Prime, now Ultra Magnus.
Daniel:Look!
Wreck-Gar: Don't look behind door number 2 Monty, it's time to play end of the line my valentine, geronidoronronronronronnymo!
Arcee: They're indestructible.
Daniel: And they're everywhere.
Wreck-Gar: You check-in but you don't check-out.
Arcee: It's Hot Rod and Kup.
Daniel:And the Dinobots.
Hot Rod: Guns aren't exactly freindly.
Kup: Niether are they incase you haven't noticed.
Hot Rod: What was that universal greeting again, nevermind I remember. Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.
Wreck-Gar: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.
Hot Rod: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.
All Junkions: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.
Wreck-Gar: Have a nice day. We've (?) forsaking freinds. Say the Junkions (don't know if this line is correct, help?)
Hot Rod: Where'd you learn to talk like that?
Wreck-Gar: TV, we talk TC, you talk some TV?
Kup: I talk some TV, and now the news, don't touch that dial.
Wreck-Gar:By George, kimosavies your smashed up friend soon like brand new with ninty day warenty.
Daniel: Look he's alive.
Ultra Magnus: Your all alive.
Hot Rod: The Matrix?
Ultra Magnus: It's gone.
Kup: And with it all hope.
Hot Rod: No.
Arcee: Galvatron has it.
Hot Rod: Where's Galvatron, where is he?
Wreck-Gar: And the answer is, Unicron.
Hot Rod: Then we've got to destroy Unicron.
Wreck-Gar: Yes, friends and now destroy Unicron, kill the grand poobah, eliminate even the toughest stains. Offer (?), hurry hurry hurry, sale must end, rush right on down and test drive latest model with no obligation. New improved Junkion planet is sleek sexy import with turbo handling.
Junkions: Destroy Unicron, kill the grand poobah, eliminate even the toughest stains.
Unicron:You underestimate me Galvatron. For a time I had considered sparing your retched little planet Cybertron, but now you shall witness it's dismemberment.
Shockwave: (As Unicron starts attacking Cybertron) Decepticons, we're under attack, scramble.
Kup: Nope, never seen anything like it before.
Daniel: what happened to moonbase 2? Wheres my dad?
Hot Rod: thats what we're going to find out.
Wreck-Gar: Resists fire rain and corrosion for up to 5 years, satisfaction garaunteed.
Junkions: Or your money back.
Springer: I don't know, but lets hope they didn't get him.
Arcee: Quick this way.
Galvatron: It wil do you no good Autobot, it cannot be opened.
Hot Rod: Not by a Decepticon.
Galvatron: Like it or not, we are allies now, against a common foe.
Galvatron: Of course my master. Puny Autobot, you lack even Primes courage.
Arcee: Daniel!
Spike: *about to be dropped in the acid*Daniel!
Daniel: Dad, what can I do?
Spike: Knock down the acid cover!
Daniel: How?
Spike: Blast it son!
Daniel: But I don't have a gun.
Spike: Use your exo-suit. Hurry!!
Daniel: Yeah, I did it.
Hot Rod: Not today Galvatron. *smacks Galvatron in the face*
Galvatron: First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, now you, it's a pity you autobots die so easily, else I might have a sense of satisfaction now.
Rodimus: Optimus.
Galvatron: No! *Shoots the Matrix out of Rodimus'es hands.*
Rodimus: This is the end of the road Galvatron.
Spike: Springer, whats going on?
Springer: no time to answer that now, lets get outta here.
Rodimus: autobots, transform and roll out.
Kup: I knew you had potential lad.
All assembled: Till all are one! Till all are one! Till all are one!